a golf ball sitting on top of a green field

We think about you all the time. We daydream about you…every time we close our eyes, actually. When we think about the weekend, we think of spending it with you. When we think about what we wear, we think of you. We give you everything we have. We spend all our money on you…every last dime. But we don’t mind. We love you! But not sure you feel the same way. When we are together you just…you...well, you make us feel bad about ourselves. You never tell us we're good enough. If we're having a bad day, you whisper in our ear, “Maybe you need a new club”. I HATE THIS GAME.

PS - See you Saturday!!